Wednesday, October 7, 2009

First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

1. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?



2. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?



3. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. How is this possible?



4. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?



5. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?



6. How far can a dog run into the woods?



7. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?



8. What was the president's name in 1950?



9. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house, everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything. What color are her stairs?



10. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts, witches, and even Frankenstein lived. All of the sudden, a great gust of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall?



First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

1) Her sister



2) Because they are alive



3) Not playing each other



4) White - North pole



5) The match



6) 1/2 way



7) Meat



8) The same as it is now



9) She doesn't have any



10) They didn't, it's an evergreen



First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

dang...you got me



First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

1 ?



2 Cause he's alive.



3 ?



4 ?



5 The match.



6 Middle.



7 Meat



8 HUH



9 1-story eh?



10 Evergreen - leaves ain't falling



First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

1 The beggar is a sister



2 He's still alive



3 The men are each playing against a woman



4 The house is in the North Pole...white bear



5 I'd light the match first



6 Half way...then he's running out



7 He weighs meat



8 George W. Bush



9 No stairs



10 No leaves...evergreen



First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

1.the begger is a woman.



2.he's not dead



3. they don't play against each other



4. white...polar bear



5. the match



6. right into it...and make a dog wood tree...lol



7. meat



8. mr. president...lol



9. it's a 1 story house...no stairs



10.down.



First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

1 its her sister



2. hes alive.



3.



4.



5.the match



6.



7.meat



8.the presedent



9.she doesnt have any



10.the tree doesnt have leaves



First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

the begger is female



Hes living



Play different people



white - at the north pole



match



half way



meat



the same as any other year



no stairs exist



evergreen trees have no leaves



First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

Because the woman is the beggars sister not brother.



You don't bury the living.



Who said they were playing each other. They both played different people.



White -- because a house with southern exposures on all 4 sides must be at the North Pole, where they only have Polar Bears.



The match



To the middle of the woods (the halfway point), because after that, he's running OUT. (i.e., "Into" represents the distance from any edge to the middle, and after that point, he is running "OUT OF" the woods.)



meat



George W. Bush. Same as it is now.



She lives in a 1 storie house no staires



None evergreens don't have leaves they have pines



First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

1. Because the beggar is the woman's sister.



2. Because he's LIVING.. unless you wanna bury him alive...



3. They're not playing against each other.



4. That must mean the house is on the north pole.. so the bear is white.



5. How bout the match ?



6. Halfway.. after that he would be running out..



7. Meat.



8. George Bush..... unless he wasnt born yet...



9. Since when did one story houses have stairs ????



10. Uhh.. i believe evergreen trees dont have leaves, sir.



First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

1. Because they are both girls which means they were sisters



2. Because they are still alive



3. Because they ain't playing each other



4. White because it is from the north pole



5. The Match



6. Half Way



7. He would weigh meat?



8. The same, it never changed



9. She doesn't have any stairs because it's a one-story house



10. An evergreen tree doesn't have leaves

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