1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
4. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar's
sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
5. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. Explain this.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure.
A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
12. I have two U.S. coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an
oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep; all but 9 die. How many are left?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the president's name in 1950?
21. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house,
everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.
What color are her stairs?
22. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts,
witches, and even Frankensteins lived. All of the sudden, a great gust
of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall?
The first person to get all/most of these right gets best answer!!!!!!!!?
ok, here it goes.
1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes, but it is just another day.
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? Just the first one, the rest are anniversaries of that day.
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All of them.
4. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? They are both women.
5. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada? Cause he's still alive, although technically he could be buried alive.
6. How many outs are there in an inning? 6, 3 per team.
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? No, he's dead.
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. They are not playing each other.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why? White, the house is built on the north pole.
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have? I would have 2, if that is how many I took.
12. I have two U.S. coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? a fifty cent piece and a nickel.
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? The match.
14. How far can a dog run into the woods? Half way, then he's running out.
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last? 1 hour
16. A farmer has 17 sheep; all but 9 die. How many are left? 17, he still has the dead ones.
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? Moses didn't take any animals on an ark, that was Noah
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh? Meat
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12
20. What was the president's name in 1950? George Bush (born 1946), although Harry Truman was the president in that year, all of this assuming we are referring to the US, which is where Yahoo is HQ'd thus the assumption.
21. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house, everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.
What color are her stairs? There aren't stairs in a 1 story house.
22. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts, witches, and even Frankensteins lived. All of the sudden, a great gust of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall? Evergreens don't have leaves, they have needles.
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1. Yes. Everyone has a July 4th.
2. One.
3. All of them (12).
4. The beggar is her sister.
5. He can't be buried if he isn't dead.
6. 6
7. No. He's dead.
8. They were playing different people.
9. 70
10. White. It is at the North Pole.
11. 2
12. A 50 cent piece and a nickel. Only one is not a nickel.
13. The match.
14. Halfway. Then it's running out of the woods.
15. 1 hour.
16. 9
17. None. Moses didn't have an ark. Noah did.
18. meat
19. 12
20. George W. Bush. Same as it is now.
21. She didn't have stairs. It was one story.
22. It is a pine tree. It doesn't have leaves.
yay me
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1. yes, its between 3 and 5
2. 1, the day he was born
3. 12, All of them have at least 28 days
4. the beggar is female
5. cause he's living
6. none, there are only ins
7. no, cause he's dead
8. they aren't playing each other
9. 70
10. white, its a polar bear
11. 2
12. a half dollar and nickel, the other one is a nickel
13. the match
14. half way, cause then hes running out of the woods
15. theyd last until you swallowed them
16. 9
17. none, noah had the ark
18. meat
19. a dozen
20. the president
21. there are no stairs, shes in a one story house
22. there are no leaves, they were pine trees
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1. Yes they just don't party.
2. One
3. All of them
4. She is her sister
5. Cause he is not dead.
6. six
7. Nope he is dead.
8. They are not playing each other.
9. 70
10. White hes on the north pole
11. Two
12. A 50 cent piece. One is not a nickel but the other is.
13. The match
14. Half way then he is running out.
15. One hour
16. nine
17. 2
18. meat
19. twelve
20. mr. President
21. no stairs
22. they didn't its an evergreen
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1. Yes - between the 3rd and 5th
2. One
3. All of them
4. Beggar is female
5. He's alive
6. 6 outs
7. No, he's dead
8. They did not play each other
9. 70
10. White. House is at the north pole.
11. 2. I took 2.
12. 50 cent piece and a nickel (the other one is a nickel)
13. the match
14. half way
15. one hour
16. 9
17. None. That was Noah.
18. Meat
19. 12
20. George W. Bush
21. No stairs in a one-story house
22. No leaves on an evergreen.
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1. yes it comes after the third
2. one the day he is born the rest are anniversaries
3. all of them (12)
4. the beggar is her sister (a woman)
5. he is still alive
6. 6 3 per side
7. no because he is dead
8. they do not play each other
9. 70
10. white it is a polar bear because he is at the north pole
11. 2 the ones i took away
12. a fifty cent piece and a nickle ( the fifty cent piece is not a nickle)
13. the match
14. halfway then he is running out
15. one hour
16. 9
17. none Noah had the ark
18. meat that he sells
19. 12
20. George w. Bush
21. there are no stairs it is a one story house
22. no leaves it is an evergreen (needles)
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1.Yes
2.One
3.All of them
4.The beggar is a girl
5.Because he閳ユ獨 alive
6.Six
7.No. He閳ユ獨 dead
8.They didn閳ユ獩 play each other.
9.70
10.White, the house is at the north pole
11.Two
12.Two quarters and the third is a nickel
13.The match
14.Half way
15.One hour (Or 1 闄? it depends on how you measure it.)
16.Nine
17.None, you閳ユ獧e thinking of Noah.
18.Meat
19.Well, if you really have some old 2 cent stamps, then 12
20.Mr. President
21.If you閳ユ獧e referring to her doorstep, then probably a concrete gray, but she has no steps inside.
22.They didn閳ユ獩, pine trees have needles.
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1. theres A FOURTH OF JULY EVERYWHERE
2. 1
3. 1
4. the beggar is a girl, its a sister
5. i forgot
6.none?
7. hes dead
8. they werent playing each other
9. 70
10. impossible. ask the bear, i f its rectangle, there have to be sides exposed to the north
11. 2 you took them
12. a nickel and a half-dollar (u said one is not a nickel, thats the half-dollar)
13. all, one match can light up more than one thing
14. half way, if not hes running out
15. half hour (thats why i take another one)
16. 9, (or 17 cause if they die they dont move, therefore there still left)
17. none, noah took them
18. meat
19. 12
20. george w. bush (assuming he was born)
21. she has no stairs
22. they didnt fall (only leaves are green, if its evergreen, it always has leaves) i think
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yes
one
twelve
because the beggar is a woman. the beggar is her sister
you dont bury living people
six
no. hes dead, he cant marry his widows sister.
the men arent playing eachother
25
its white.. his house is in the north pole.. where polar bears live
two
one is a nickel.. the other is a half dollar
it dosent matter
as far as it takes to get "into" the woods
forty five minutes.
none. noah did the ark dealy.. not moses
meat
twelve
george bush
she had a one story house.. there were no stairs
no leaves.. there were EVERGREEN trees.
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1.There's a 4th of July everywhere.
2. One a year.
3. All of them
4. It's her sister.
5. You don't bury the living.
6. Six.
7. No, dead people aren't able to get married.
8. They weren't playing against each other.
9. 70
10. White, because the house is at the North Pole.
11. 2
12.. A 50 cent piece and a nickel.
13. The match.
14. Halfway. Then it's running out of the woods.
15. 1 hour.
16. 9
17. None. Moses didn't have an ark. Noah did.
18. meat
19. 12
20. George W. Bush. Same as it is now.
21. She didn't have stairs. It was one story.
22. It is a pine tree. It doesn't have leaves.
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1. Yes
2. 1
3. 1
4. Female Beggar
5. He is alive.
6. 6. Three for each team.
7. No. He's dead and married.
8. They are not wearing ties, They played different people, or they played a non-checkers game.
9. 70.
10. White, it is a polar bear.
11. Three or two, depending on if they are yours to begin with.
12. A half dollar and a nickel. The half dollar is not a nickel.
13. The match.
14. Halfway.
15. Until they dissolve.
16. Does he keep the dead sheep? if not, then 9.
17. 1
18. Meat.
19. 12.
20. Mr. President.
21. She doesn't have steps, unless her house is above ground, then gray or brown for concrete or wooden leading to her front door.
22. No leaves on an evergreen.
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1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? YES
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? ONE
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? ALL OF THEM
4. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar's
sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
HER SISTER.
5. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
BECAUSE HE ISN'T LIVING
6. How many outs are there in an inning? SIX
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
DEAD PEOPLE DON'T GET MARRIED.
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. Explain this.
THEY DON'T PLAY EACHOTHER. THEY EACH PLAY 5 GAMES.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 25
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure.
A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why? WHITE.
NORTH POLE.
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have?TWO
12. I have two U.S. coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? NICKEL AND HALF DOLLAR COINS.
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an
oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? THE MATCH
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?HALF WAY.
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. 1 1/2 hours.
How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep; all but 9 die. How many are left?
17 SHEEP.
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 'twas noah
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh? MEAT.
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12
20. What was the president's name in 1950? GEORGE W BUSH
21. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house,
everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.
What color are her stairs? NO STAIRS...
22. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts,
witches, and even Frankensteins lived. All of the sudden, a great gust
of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall? no leaves..
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1. Of course.
2. 1
3. All of them.
4. It's her sister.
5. He's alive.
6. 6
7. He's too dead to marry.
8. They played different people.
9. 70.
10. White. He's at the south pole.
11. 2
12. A nickel and a half dollar coin. (I always thought this one was the lamest riddle ever.)
13. The match. (DAR!)
14. Halfway.
15. An hour.
16. The 9 that didn't die.
17. It was Noah.
18. Meat.
19. 12.
20. Same as it is now.
21. There were no stairs.
22. Evergreens don't have leaves.
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1. Yes. Day after the 3rd of July
2. One
3.All of them
4.beggar is a woman (her sister)
5.If he's living you can't (shouldn't) bury him
6.Six
7.If his wife is a widow - he's dead
8.They are playing with other people
9.25
10.white. North pole
11.you still have 3
12. A half dollar and a nickel - the other one is a nickel
13.the match
14.as far was he wants
15.an hour
16.Nine
17.Moses wasn't on the ark - it was Noah
18.Meat
19.12
20.George Bush ( he wasn't president then)
21.she had no stairs
22.evergreens have no leaves
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1. yes
2. 1 a year
3. 12
4. The beggar is a woman
5. He's still living
6. 6
7. No because he's dead.
8.
9. 70
10. White. It's a polar bear.
11. 2. You just took them.
12. A half dollar and a nickel
13. The match
14. All the way.
15. If they're LSD you could be f**ked up for days
16. 9
17. half
18. He weighs meat.
19. 12
20. George W. Bush
21. No stairs in a one-story house
22. Evergreens don't have leaves(so to speak)
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1. Yes, but no independance day.
2.1
3.every month does
4.the beggar is a woman not a man
5. because hes living so he cant be buried
6. 3
7. Widow- he wood have to b dead so it isnt possible
8. 6- each team
9.they arent playign each other
10. 70
i kno the rest: its just takin 2 long
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1..4th july- yes, called canada day.
2. One
3.Months w/ 28- All of them!
4.Beggar is a girl
5.he is still alive.
6. 6- Three for each team
7.No, he is dead!
8.aww screw this.
Im bored already...
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1. Yes.
2. One.
3. All.
4. The beggar is female.
5. Because he is alive...however, that may not stop everyone.
6. 6, three per team.
7. No, because that would mean he is dead.
8. They didn't play each other.
9. 70
10. White because he's atthe North Pole.
11. Two.
12. A half-dollar and a nickel.
13. The match.
14. Only halfway, because then he is running out.
15. One hour.
16. 9
17. None, it was Noah.
18. Meat and other deli products.
19. 12.
20. Mr. President.
21. There were no stairs.
22. Nowhere, they're pines, not leaves. I mean, technically they're just skinny small leaves, but that's probabyl not what you wanted.
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1.no
2.1
3.all of them
4.idk
5.Cause he's still living
6.6
7.Cause shes dead
8.idk
9.25
10.Brown
11.1
12.i wouldnt know im broke
13.wood burning stove
14.if he hits a tree he's out
15.30 mins.
16.9
17.1
18.meat
19.12
20.dwight esenhower
21.its a one story house
22.evergreens dont have leaves
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1. Yes. Everyone has a July 4th.
2. One.
3. All of them (12).
4. they are both women
5. He can't be buried if he isn't dead.
6. 6
7. No. He's dead.
8. They were playing different people.
9. 25
10. White. It is at the North Pole.
11. 2
12. A 50 cent piece and a nickel. Only one is not a nickel.
13. The match.
14. Halfway. Then it's running out of the woods.
15. 1 hour.
16. 9
17. None. Moses didn't have an ark. Noah did. DUH! lol
18. meat
19. 12
20. George W. Bush. Same as it is now.
21. She didn't have stairs. It was one story.
22. It is a pine tree. It doesn't have leaves.
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1. Yes. They just don't celebrate it.
2. One. You're only born once.
3. All of them
4. They're both women.
5. He's still alive.
6. Six. Three for the one team, three for the other.
7. No. He's dead.
8. They didn't play against each other.
9. 70 (30 divided by 1/2 = 60, + 10 = 70)
10. He lives on the North Pole. Which means it's a Polar Bear, and therefore it is white. Unless some prankster died it green, which is unlikely, but always a possibility.
11. The amount you take away, 2.
12. A nickel and a fifty cent piece.
13. The match
14. Only halfway. After that he's running out.
15. 1 hour. You take the first one as soon as he gives you the
pills, one more after a half hour, and the last after another half hour.
16. 9
17. One animal of each sex.
18. A butcher weighs meat.
19. 12. The number of a dozen doesn't change simply because they are a dozen stamps.
20. George Bush
21. Actually, this one is kinda a trap. A one story house can still have a basement or an attic, both of which require stairs. But the answer I'm supposed to give is, She doesn't have stairs.
22. Evergreens don't have leaves, they have pine needles.
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1. of course they have a 4th of july, they just dont celebrate US independence day on that day.
2. ONE
3. all of them.
4. the beggar is the women's sister.
5. because he's still living.
6. 6, 3 on each team.
7. he can't marry the sister because if his widow is a widow, he's dead.
8. they aren't playing each other.
9. 70
10. white because he's in the north pole
11. 2
12. a 50 cent piece and a nickel
13.the match
14. 1/2 way
15. 1 1/2 hrs
16. 9
17. moses wasn't on the ark.
18. the meat
19.12
20. george w bush
21.nothing it was a one story house
22.no leaves (needles)
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