How many of you know more verses to this song?

Miss Susie had a steamboat

The steamboat had a bell (Ding, Ding)

Miss Susie went to Heaven

The steamboat went to

Hello Operator

Please give me number nine

And if you disconnect me

I閳ユ獟l kick you from

Behind the 閳ユridgerator

There was a piece of glass

Miss Susie sat upon it

And broke her little

Ask me no more questions

Please tell me no more lies

The boys are in the girls room

Pulling down their

Flies are in the city

The bees are in the park

Miss Susie and her boyfriend

Are kissing in the

D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K

Dark, Dark, Dark!

Darker than the ocean

Darker than the sea

Darker than the underwear

That mommy put on me... (see!)

The dark is like a movie

A movies like a show

A show is like a T.V. screen

And that is all

I know I know my ma

I know I know my pa

I know I know my sister

With a 40 acre bra

My ma is a robber

My pa is a spy

And I閳ユ獡 just a little brat

That told the FBI

That my ma is a robber

My pa is a spy

And I閳ユ獡 just a little brat

That told a big, big lie

Now ask me no more questions

Tell me no more lies

Miss Susie told me everything

The day before she

Dyed her hair in purple

She dyed her hair in pink

She dyed her hair in polka dots

And washed it down the

Sink me in the ocean

Sink me in the sea

Sink me down the toilet

But please don閳ユ獩 pee on me

My mom gave me a nickel

My dad gave me a dime

My sister gave me her boyfriend

And he was Frankenstein

He made me wash the dishes

He made me wash the floor

He made me wash his underpants

So I threw him out the door

I threw him over London

I threw him over France

I threw him to Hawaii

Where he learned the hula dance

My mom is like Godzilla

My dad is like King Kong

My brother is the stupid one

Who made me sing this song

Oh hello operator

I閳ユ獡 calling number 10

And if you disconnect me

I閳ユ獟l sing this song again

How many of you know more verses to this song?

Scooby dooby doo, took a poo,

Shaggy thought it was candy.

Shaggy took a bite,

his balls turned white.

That's the end of poor shaggy.

Miss Susie had a tug boat,

her tug boat had a bell (ding ding),

miss Susie went to heaven her tug boat went to HELL...o operator

please give me number nine,

and if you disconnect me I'll cut off your behind the refridgerator

there lay a piece of glass

miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little ***...k me no more questions,

I'll tell you now more lies

the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flys..are in the meadow,

the bees are in the park,

miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark.

The dark is like the movies,

the movies' like the show,

the show is like tv

and that is all I know know know, I know I know my ma

I know I know my pa,

I know I know my sister with the 49'rs bra. The bra is for the boobies,

the boobies for the milk,

the milk is for the babies with diapers made of silk.

Cinderella,

dressed in yella

went downstairs to meet a fella

on the way her knickers busted

how many people were disgusted?

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,....(e,t,c)

Not last night but the night before

24 robbers came knocking at my door,

I went downstairs to let them in

and this is what they said to me

(helena,helena) turn around

(helena,helena) touch the ground

** ** **

do the kicks

** ** **

do the splits

I didnt want to do all these

So I begged them please please please

Miss Suzie had a steeamboat,

her steamboat had a bell.

When Suzie went to heaven,

her steamboat went to hell-o operator,

give me number nine.

And if you disconnect me, I'll kick your big behind the refrigerator,

there was a piece of glass.

When Suzie sat upon it, she hurt her little ***-k me no more questions,

tell me no more lies.

The cows are in the pasture baking apple pies.

Cinderella,

dressed in yella,

went upstairs to kiss a fella.

Made a mistake -

kissed a snake!

How may doctors did it take?

1,2,3,4, ...

Not last night,

but the night before,

twenty-four robbers came knockin' at my door.

As I ran out, they ran in,

hit me on the head with a rollin' pin.

Asked 'em what they wanted,

this is what they said:

Chinese dancers, turn around.

Chinese dancers, touch the ground.

Chinese dancers, do the splits.

Chinese dancers, that is it.

I have seen the glory of the burning of the school

we have tortured every teacher

they have broken every rule

Everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it.

Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it, chewing it.

Thinking it's candy, but really it's not.

It's a hot snot sundae with a booger on top.

Miss Sue, (clap, clap)

Miss Sue (clap, clap)

Miss Sue from Alabama,

Let's make a movie,

Sittin' in a rocker,

Eatin' Betty Crocker,

Hey wise girl,

Whatcha gonna do,

When your mama's at work,

Baby's got the flu,

Daddy's got the chicken pox,

And so do you?

Take an a b c d e f g,

Take an h i j k l m n o p,

Take a booty shot,

take a booty shot,

And FREEZE!!

This will look like jibberish if you've never heard it before. It was sang very fast to a hand clap. My name is L-I, L-I, Chick-a-li, chick-a-li, Pom-Pomn beauty, Don't drink whiskey, Chinese, Japanese, American Chief!

Glory glory hallelujah

Teacher hit me with a ruler

I met her at the door with a loaded .44

Now the teacher don't teach no more!

I have seen the glory of the burning of the school

we have tortured every teacher,

we have broken every rule

we have barbecued the principal,

destroyed the PTA,

our school keeps burning on

Glory, glory hallelujah.

Teacher hit me with a ruler.

Met her at the door with a magnum .44

Now there ain't no teacher no more.

(Repeat, varying third line:)

Met her in the attic with a semi-automatic...

Met her at the gate with a loaded .38...

Met her after class and I kicked her in the ***...

Marijuana, Marijuana

PCP, PCP

Betty Crocker makes it,

Ronald Reagan takes it,

Why can't we? Why can't we?

Comet, it makes your teeth turn green.

Comet, it makes your mouth so clean.

Comet, it makes you vomit,

So why not try it, and vomit today?

Jingle bells,

Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg.

The Batmobile lost a wheel

And Joker took ballet.

Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,

Miss Susie went to heaven, The steamboat went to...

Hello operator, please give me number nine,

And if you disconnect me, I'll chop of your...

Behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass,

Miss Susie sat on it, and broke her little...

Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,

The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their...

Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park,

Miss Susie and her boyfriend, are kissing in the...

D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark,

Dark is like a movie, A movie's like a show,

A show is like a TV set, and that is all...

I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa,

I know I know my sister, with the 80 meter bra!

My mom was born in England, My dad was born in France,

I was born in diapers, I couldn't fit in pants.

My mom is Godzilla, My dad is King Kong,

My brother is the stupid one, who made up this dumb song!

On top of spaghetti, all covered with blood

I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug

I went to her funeral, I went to her grave

Instead of throwing flowers, I threw a grenade.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

to have a little fun,

Stupid Jill forgot the pill,

and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

to fetch a pail of water

Jack got horny, Jill got corny

and now they have a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

to smoke some marijuana

Jack got high, unzipped his fly

and Jill said "Ooh, I wanna."

Milk, milk Lemonade

'round the corner chocolates made

Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Her steamboat had a bell.

Miss Suzie went to heaven, Her steamboat went to...

Hell-o operator, give me number nine.

If you disconnect me, I'll kick your big...

Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass.

Miss Suzie sat upon it, and cut her little...

Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies.

The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their...

Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park.

Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the...

D-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark,

Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea,

Darker than the underwear Miss Suzie puts on me!

On top of spaghetti, all covered with blood

I shot my poor teacher with a four cannon stud.

I went to her funeral and spit on her grave.

Instead of throwing flowers, I threw a grenade.

Jack and Jill went up a hill

to fetch a pail of water

Jack said 'Ooh!'

and Jill said 'Ahh!'

And down came Baby Herman!

Miss Suzie had a steamboat, her steamboat had a bell (ding ding),

Miss Suzie went to heaven, her steamboat went to...

HELL...o operator please give me number nine,

And if you disconnect me I'll cut off your...

Behind the refridgerator there lay a piece of glass

Miss Suzie sat upon it and cut her big fat...

Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you now more lies

The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their...

Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park,

Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the...

D-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark.

The dark is like the movies,the movies' like the show,

The show is like tv and that is all I know...

Know know, I know I know my ma I know I know my pa,

I know I know my sister with the 80 meter bra.

My mother is Godzilla, my father is King Kong.

My sister is the idiot who made up this dumb song.

My mother gave me a nickle, my father gave me a dime

My sister gave me a boyfriend,his name was Frankenstein.

He made me do the dishes, he made me wash the floor

He made we wash his underpants and I kicked him out the door!

I kicked him over London, I kicked him over France,

I kicked him over Hollywoood and he lost his underpants.

Miss Suzie had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim.

She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim.

He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap.

He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat.

Miss Suzie called the doctor, Miss Suzie called the nurse

Miss Suzie called the lady with the alligator purse.

Chicken pox said the doctor, measles said the nurse

Nothing said the lady with the alligator purse.

Miss Suzie knocked the doctor. Miss Suzie punched the nurse.

Miss Suzie paid the lady with the alligator purse!

Joy to the world, Hussein is dead

We barbecued his head.

What happened to his body?

We flushed it down the potty.

And around and around it goes

And around and around it goes.

And around, around, around it goes.

Engine Engine Number Nine

Going down Chicago line

If the train falls off the track

Do you want your money back?

My mother and your mother were hanging up clothes

My mother punched your mother right in the nose

What color blood came out?

(Spell out answer to determine who is not "it" for whatever game, i.e.

"B-L-U-E and you are NOT it!"

Apples on a stick

just make me sick

Make my heart go

two-forty-six.

Not because they're dirty

Not because they're clean

Not because they kiss the boys

behind the magazine

So come on girls

lets have some fun

Here comes (blank)

with their pants undone.

They can wiggle,

They can wobble,

They can do the splits.

But I betcha five dollars

they can't do this!

Close their eyes and count to ten.

If (he/she) misses (he's/she's) a big fat HEN!

I don't wanna go to Mexico no more, more, more.

There's a big fat policeman at my door, door, door.

He grabbed me by the coller

and made me pay a dollar!

I dont wanna go to Mexico no more, more, more!

Blue bells, Cockle shells, Evey, Ivy, Over

Down in the meadow,

Where the green grass grows

There sat (Insert Name),

as pretty as a rose.

Along came (name), kissed her on the cheek.

How many kisses did she take?

1, 2, 3, ......

Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.

Running on to first and your pants're about to burst.

Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.

Running on to second and you need a disinfectant.

Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.

Running on to third and you let a greasy turd.

Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.

Running on to home, and your pants're about to foam.

Yankie Doodle went to town

riding on his mother.

Every time he hit a bump

he had a baby brother.

Yankie Doodle went to town

riding on a rockit.

Stuck his finger up his butt

and found some Hershey Chocolate.

We have joy,we have fun,

we flick bogies at the sun.

But the sun was too hot

and the bogies turned to snot

Mary had a little lamb

she took it to a wedding.

She tied it to a lampost

and kicked it's f**kin head in!

Comet,

It makes your mouth turn green

Comet

It tastes like Listerine

Comet,

It makes you vomit

So buy some Comet

And vomit

Today!

Miss Suzie had a steeamboat, her steamboat had a bell.

When Suzie went to heaven, her steamboat went to

Hell-o operator, give me number nine.

And if you disconnect me, I'll kick your big

Behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of glass.

When Suzie sat upon it, she cut her big fat

Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. The cows are in the pasture baking apple pies.

Whistle while you work.

Hitler is a jerk.

Mussolini bit his weenie.

Now it doesn't work.

Up above the streets and houses,

bungle flying high,

Lifted up his hairy leg

and pissed in Geoffrey' s eye!

(Sung to theme tune for Rainbow)

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear

Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair

Fuzzy wuzzy

wasn't fuzzy,

was he?

Liar,

Liar!

Pants are on fire!

Reply:

I don't care,

I don't care!

I can buy another pair!

Last night and the night before

24 robbers came a knocking at my door

I went to the door to let them in

And they hit me in the head with a rolling pin

Miss Sue Miss Sue

Miss Sue from Alabama

Her real name was Susanna

Sitting her rocker

Eating Betty Crocker

Watching the clock go

Tick tock tick tock

Banana rock

Tick tock tick tock

Banana rock

A B C D E F G %26gt;BR%26gt;Wash those spots right off of me!

Wash em off! Wash em off!

Wash em off, Freeze!

Criss-cross applesauce

Tell the teacher to get lost!

Down on the banks of the hanky panky.

Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky.

With the eeeps, ops, soda pops,

the frog missed the lily and he went ker-plop.

One macaroni tee tera-macaroni.

A tera tera tee tee tee

A tera tera tee tee tee

One, two, three...

You're out!

Apples on a stick Make me sick Make my tummy go 246 Not because it's dirty Not because it's clean Just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine Girls, girls, have some fun Here comes [insert name here] with a bikini on He can wiggle, he can waddle, he can do the splits But I bet you ten dollars he can't do this Close your eyes and count to ten And if you mess up , start all over again.

Ice Cream Soda

Delaware punch.

We are the members of the honey bunch

Not because we're dirty

Not because we're clean

Not because we kissed a boy

Behind a magazine

Hey Girls!

How bout a fight?

Here comes (fill in name) with her skirt on tight!

She can wiggle

She can giggle

She can do the splits

Bet ya 50 dollars that

She can't do this!

A B C D E F G.....

Down by the banks with the hanky panks,

where the bull frogs jump from bank to bank

Singing Ep Op,

Ep, Op Op,

Skittle,

Dittle,

Kernel,

POP!!!

Mail man, mail man

Do your duty

Here comes the girl

With the big 'ol booty

She can do the hot stuff

She can do the splits

But most of all she can

Kiss, kiss, kiss

K-I-S-S

Circle, circle, dot, dot

Now you have the Cooties shot!

Ice cream soda, Hawaiian punch

Who's the name of your honey bunch?

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

(Jump rope game. The letter you mess up with is the letter you use.)

In 1986,

The queen pulled down her knicks.

She licked her bum

and said "Yum! yum! ,

"Its better than weetabix!"

One day when I was walking,

a walking to the fair,

I met a seniorita with a flower in her hair.

Oh shake your seniorita,

shake it if you dare.

Shake it down,

touch the ground

and come back up again.

Miss Mary Mack mack mack

all dressed in black black black

with silver buttons buttons buttons

all down her back back back

She went upstairs stairs stairs

to ask her mother mother mother

for 15 cents cents cents

to see the elephants elephants elephants

jump over the fence fence fence.

They jumped so high high high

they reached the sky sky sky,

and they did'nt come back back back

'til the first of July July July

????? and ????? sitting in the tree

K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

First comes the love

Then comes the marriage

Then comes the baby sitting in the carriage

Jingle bells, Batman smells

Robin flew away

Wonder Woman lost her bosoms

flying all the way

pick it

lick it

roll it

flick it

Good morning Mrs. Muffet,

bless your heart and soul

Last night I met your daughter

but could'nt find her hole.

When I found her hole it was right

under her frock.

But what to tell you, Mrs Muffet?

I could'nt find my cork.

When I found my cork

it was right under my pant

But what to tell you, Mrs Muffet?

I could'nt make it stand.

When it stood up,

it stood up like a spring.

But what to tell you, Mrs Muffet?

it would'nt go in.

When it went in ,

it went in like a sprout

but what to tell you, Mrs Muffet?

It would'nt come out.

When it came out,

it came out with a roar

But what to tell you, Mrs Muffet?

your daughter wanted more!

Jack and Jill

went up the hill

to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high,

unziped his fly,

And Jill said "do you wanna?"

Mailman, mailman do your duty,

here comes Miss American Beauty.

She can do the pom-poms,

she can do the splits,

but most of all she can

kiss, kiss, kiss.

Coca Cola (clap clap clap)

went to town (clap clap clap)

Hi-C (clap clap clap)

knocked him down (clap clap clap)

7up (clap clap clap)

picked him up (clap clap clap)

Dr. Pepper (clap clap clap)

gave him (clap clap clap)

sleeping pills (clap clap clap)

jelly rolls (clap clap clap)

Theres a place on Mars

where the ladies smoke cigars

every puff they take

is enough to kill a snake

when the snake is dead

you put diamonds in his head

when the diamonds break

it's enough to bake a cake

when the cake is done

it is 1991

when you tie your shoe

it is 1992

when you get stung by a bee

it is 1993

when you slam a door

it is 1994

when you dance the jive

it is 1995

when you pick up sticks

it is 1996

when you like a boy named devon

it is 1997

when you close the gate

it is 1998

when you're feelin' fine

it is 1999

then it gets all cold

then you

FREEZE!

When Pebbles was a teenager,

a teenager,

a teenager

When Pebbles was a teenager

this is what she said;

Ooh Ahh,

I lost my bra,

I think I left it

in my boyfriend's car

Chinese

Japanese

Red Nose

Fire Hose

Dirty Knees

Look at THESE!

Zippy and Bungle

went to the jungle

so they could have some fun,

Zippy got silly

and pulled out his willy

and stuck it up Bungle's bum

Inky Pinky Ponky,

Daddy bought a donkey.

Donkey died, daddy cried.

Inky Pinky Ponky!

Race and Jade,

sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G,

First comes love,

then comes marriage,

Then comes Race with a baby's carriage.

Teacher, teacher, I declare.

I see someone's underwear.

Milk, milk lemonade

'Round the corner fudge is made.

Put your finger in the hole,

Now you got a Tootsie Roll.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel

Beans are good for every meal

Beans, beans are good for your heart

The more you eat, the more you fart

The more you fart, the better you feel

So have some beans at every meal.

Your nose is feelin' runny

And it's gooey just like honey

And you think it's kinda funny

Well it's not, 'cause it's snot.

Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish?

Yankee Doodle went to London,

just to ride a pony.

Stuck a noodle in his hat

and called it macaroni!

Uncle Billy had a ten foot willy

and he showed it to the girl next door.

She thought it was a snake

wacked it with a rake

now it's only 1.4.

Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick.

So she called for the doctor to come quick, quick, quick.

The doctor took a look at her and said,

"Well Miss Polly, put her straight to bed!"

He wrote out a prescription for a pill, pill, pill.

"I'll be back tomorrow with my bill, bill, bill."

Trick or treat, trick or treat

Give me something good to eat.

Not to big, not too small

Just the size of Montreal!

Liar, Liar

pants on fire,

Hang yourself

from a telephone wire.

(Sung to the tune of Hi Ho)

Hi ho, hi ho

It's off to work we go,

We drink, we smoke,

We sniff some coke,

Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho!

Somebody farted P.U.!

Who did it come from?

From YOU! (Point to who you think is guilty.)

When did it happen?

Last night!

How did it feel?

Just right!

Bobo say rotten totten,

'Ey 'ey to you,

Boom, boom, boom,

Chitty, chitty, rotten totten,

'Ey 'ey rotten totten,

Chitty, chitty, rotten totten,boom!

Row Row Row your boat

gently down the stream

Throw your teacher overboard

and listen to her scream.

Comet,

It makes your teeth look great.

Comet,

Makes you regurgiatate.

Comet,

It makes you vomit,

So get your Comet,

And vomit,

Today!

Me and my boyfriend went on a date.

He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake.

He brought me home with a bellyache.

I called the doctor and I cried

"Doctor, Doctor, will I die?"

The doctor said "Close your eyes and count to five."

One, two, three, four, five, I'm alive!

quack dily oso

quack quack quack

say sailorico

rico rico rico

flora flora flora

flora flora 1 2 3 4!

Miss Susie had a baby

she named him Tiny Tim

She put him in the bath tub

to see if he can swim

He drank up all the water,

he ate up all the soap

He tried to fit the bathtub

but it wouldn't fit his throat

Mrs. Susie called the doctor

The doctor called the nurse

The nurse called the lady

with the alligator purse

Eekah, locka,

horse's cah cah,

eekah, locka, OUT!

Ce Ce my playmate.

Come out and play with me,

and bring dollies three.

Climb up my apple tree.

Slide down my rainbow,

into my cellar door, and

we'll be jolly friends,

forever more, more,

1,2,3,4.

Trick or Treat

smell my feet

gimme something good to eat

If you don't

I don't care

I'll pull down your underwear

Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts

Mutilated monkey meat

Chopped-up baby parakeet

French fried eyeballs floating in a bowl of blood

All on a platter for a dollar ninety-eight

Plus three cents taaaaaaax!

(sung to tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")

My Bonnie has tuberculosis

My Bonnie has only one lunG

My Bonnie can spit up some mucus

And roll it around on her tongue!

Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream

Throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream

Five days later floatin' down the Delaware

chewing on her underwear couldn't afford another pair!

Ten days later bitten by a polar bear

that's how the polar bear died!!

Zippy and Bungle went down to the jungle with a porno mag

they looked through the trees

and what did they see but 2 men having a s**g!

The Freddy Kreuger rhyme (Nightmare on Elm Street)

One, two, Freddy's coming for you

three, four, you better lock your door

five, six, get your crusifix

seven, eight, you better stay up late

nine, ten, never sleep again!

Joey had a peter

it was the size of a meter

he used a magnifying glass

but all he found was his a**

Jingle bells,

Jingle bells,

Santa Claus Is dead.

Grandma took an M16

and shot him in the head.

HEY!

I went to a chinese resturant,

to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread,

he wrapped it up in a 1/4 pound bag,

and this is what he said to me....

My name is...

Kay Ai Pickle Ai

Pickle Ai Kay Ai

come from Polly

Polly Wally Whisky

Chinese chopsitcks...

Chow....

POW!

There goes (name) floatin' down the Delaware

chewin on his underwear

can't afford another pair.

10 days later

eaten by a polar bear.

That's why the polar bear's dead.

How many of you know more verses to this song?

I think you have them all covered

How many of you know more verses to this song?

It is a good song.

I dont know any other verses to it.

In fact, you know more than me.

Its funny.

Actually, i know a different version that has a different rythm to it.

How many of you know more verses to this song?

Yes you have them all covered and then some.

LOL

How many of you know more verses to this song?

It's a good song but I can't remember it right now

How many of you know more verses to this song?

haha i think i learned a few verses differently but more or less i kno MOst of the song haha

How many of you know more verses to this song?

I did not realize there were that many verses. I only knew the first 5!

How many of you know more verses to this song?

The only thing I can help with are the lines as follows:

But please don't pee on

Me mom gave me a nickel

Me dad gave me a dime

How many of you know more verses to this song?

That was a lot of reading. Never heard the song before, just some of the rhymes.

How many of you know more verses to this song?

funny song, and plus you got them all covered!

How many of you know more verses to this song?

You know more of it than I do! Wow!

How many of you know more verses to this song?

My mom said that it sure has grown since she was a kid. So based on that I guess any creative mind could add just about anything to it by continuing the pattern of the rhyme.

How many of you know more verses to this song?

Please send this to me it was so funny heres my e-mail zuleimagaona_808@yahoo.com